I'm A Civilized, Cultured Hobbit, Though I Live Inside A Hole, Its clean and calm and cozy, Neither Sheltering A Mutt Nor A Mole. I'm A Hobbit Of Hobbiton, A Took, Not Merely The Baggins Breed, Yet My Feet Have An Itch, I Rub Them Clean , Again And Again Indeed. The Wizard Says They Are Too Clean, They Shine Like Elf-made Starlight, It's Time They Found Some Dirt Again, An Adventure Again, And I Just Might. All I Have Now, Is A Chest Of Gold, Comfort And A Lot Of Daily Chores, And This Is What Has Caused The Itch, For Relief, I Journey To The Undying Shores.